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Friday Jul 15, 2005

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A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally passes out near the pool tables and the man decides to go home.
As the man is leaving, he's approached by the barman who says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' here, are ya?"

"Hmph," says the man, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."




Comic Con!!!
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
noctem:
Dude, I am so sorry about missing you guys today. I didn't mean to flake on you but I had to get that last page finished. It was about 5 by the time I wrapped it up. I called you again to see if you were still gonna be around Sunday morning, maybe meet up for breakfast or something, but if not it's cool. We'll get together sometime. Hope you all had a great time though. Late.....
Jul 16, 2005
annamei:
horrah for comic con! i'm sure you guys will have a nerdtastic time! tongue
Jul 17, 2005

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