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Friday Feb 04, 2005

Feb 4, 2005
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Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti

Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors
Your Mother and Father Are of the Same Genetic Background

Mexicans Smell Vaguely of Jalapenos

Last Night You Enjoyed Carnal Pleasures With Your Sister

Your Intelligence Quota is Dubious at Best

For a Moderate Fee I Believe Your Mother Would Fellate Me

You Have Had Intimate Relations With a Person of African Descent and You Shall Never Know the Love of a Caucasian Again.

You Look Upon Your Dog With Lust

Methinks You Have the Odor of Fecal Matter Upon You

I Partook in Intercourse with Your Sisters Derriere

The Acne on Your Face Spreads Throughout Your Nether Regions

The People of France Know Not the Joys of Deodorant

A Hamster is Superior in Intelligence to Your Mother

For An Evening of Sordid Delights Involving Both Sadism and Masochism, Please Ring Mary at 212.555.5555

Ryan Beaugarde is Inadequate in the Ways of Oral Enjoyment

The Heavy Metal Rock Band Entitled Motley Crue is Quite First-Rate

Your Sexually Promiscuous Mother Can Be Found in the Phone Book Under "Whore"

Homosexuals Are Men Who Have Intercourse With Other Men. If You Participate in Such Activities You Are A Homosexual

Your Fathers Proclivities Lead Him to Engage in Relations with Livestock

President Bush is Missing a Chromosome

The Toilet Upon Which You Currently Sit is Sprayed with a Mixture of Vomit, Feces and Urine.


Three Bees

There were these three bees trapped in a hive. The first one went up to the third bee and asked doeshe know how to get out of the beehive. The third bee said, Suck my dick and I'll tell you. So the first bee did what he was told to do. After he was done the third bee told the first bee, Fly all the way up and hit the top as hard as you can. So the first bee did it. He died when his head hit the beehive.
Then the second bee went up to the third one and asked, How do I get out of here? Suck my dick and I'll tell you, said the third bee. So the second one did the same as the first one did. After he was done the third bee said, Fly up fast as you can and hit the top of the beehive hard as you can two times. So the second bee flew up as hard as he could and hit his head on the hard beehive wall. He died in a heart beat. How do you think the third one got out? Suck my dick and I'll tell you.




I know a little vulgar, but I have nothing going on in my life that needs attention right now. Have a nice day all.


Henshin a-go-go-baby
VIEW 20 of 20 COMMENTS
supergp:
Yeah, but you've got the joke thing to fall back on.
Feb 6, 2005
supergp:
Didn't read it. And, um, I almost did.
Feb 6, 2005

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