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Friday Jan 21, 2005

Jan 21, 2005
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Free Sex
The owner of a gasoline station in Tattnall County, Georgia was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a billboard showing "FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP!"
Soon a local young man, Jim filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him "pick a number froom 1 to 10; if you pick the right number, you will get your free sex." Jim picked the numner 8, and the gas station owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later Jim, along with his buddy Bill, pulled into the station. Jim filled his gas tank, and again asked for his free sex. The station owner gave him the same story again, and asked him to guess a
number. This time, Jim guessed 2. The station owner said, "Sorry, the correct number was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away from the gasoline station, Jim said to Bill, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bill replied, "No it ain't rigged Jim. My wife won twice last week."



I'm going to see Slipknot, I'm going to see Slipknot. tongue

The first week of school comes to a close and it went well. I don' think I am going to have any problems with any of the classes and hopefully I can bring up my G.P.A.

Henshin a-go-go baby
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
dane_valek:
Its pretty fun, definitely worth a check out. A little limited on weapon selection, and such. The world is absolutely amazing though. Great Free former.

I never really got into the whole resident evil series. Devil may cry was the only game with the pre-rendered background cinematic camera thing that i could really enjoy. I was still kind of confused when nintendo got exclusive rights to the series.
Jan 23, 2005
rhyn:
Sounds like a waste of money to me!!! biggrin
Jan 23, 2005

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