10 Things Men Won't Say
1) Let's watch Lifetime!
2) Sex is overrated.
3) I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4) Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5) There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6) I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7) My hips are too big.
8) Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
9) Does this suit make me look fat?
10) I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
3 Couples, 2 Compliments, 1 Adventure!
Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.
Well, I start school today and hopefully I get to have a good day.
Henshin a-go-go baby.
1) Let's watch Lifetime!
2) Sex is overrated.
3) I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4) Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5) There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6) I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7) My hips are too big.
8) Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
9) Does this suit make me look fat?
10) I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
3 Couples, 2 Compliments, 1 Adventure!
Three couples went to a resturant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table.
"Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal.
"Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second.
"Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third.
Well, I start school today and hopefully I get to have a good day.
Henshin a-go-go baby.
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hope your 1st day of class was a good one
and i think matt would probably agree with supergp on #5