Famous People Say the Darndest Things
"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)
"Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!' Patricia Arquette
"And God said: "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." George Burns
"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." Carmen Boyle (Olympic gold medalist in luge, 1966)
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee-the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." Dan Rather (News anchorman)
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?" Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods
"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)
"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)
"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." Rev. Jesse Jackson
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." Roseanne
"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?" Hugh Grant
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart., aging cover band singer
Well, I told my wife today that I was getting tired of my current position. I so want to get out of corrrections; the plan was that I would stay with this job until I finished school and then apply with any Police agencies and hope to get picked up by one.
I am just getting frustrated with this job, for many reasons. Number one is that the administration does not care about the line staff, the higher ups only care about the inmates because the inmates are all community members- I work on an Indian Reservation- and if one inmates tells his family members anything about officer mis-treatment, the council has a hissy fit. Once, an inmate told me in confidentiality that the Director told the inmate that if she has any problem with any officer, to let him know because then he would take care of it in his own way; he could always hire more officers.
Number two is that we could not staff this place even if our lives depened on it-and which it does, any time on shift, we are outnumbered twenty-five to one, and it seems that the ones that they are going to get to replace the ones that are gone are going to be stupid, literally stupid. Human resources decided to do away with our testing because those who did try the test, could not pass it. It is a eighth grade level test and people could not pass it.
I so need to find more stable working enviroment, but I have only limited working experience, all in corrections. Tired of being stupid and should expand my work expertise.
Henshin a-go-go ba.....aww fuck it!
"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)
"Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!' Patricia Arquette
"And God said: "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." George Burns
"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." Carmen Boyle (Olympic gold medalist in luge, 1966)
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex-no matter what she's reading." Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)
"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee-the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." Dan Rather (News anchorman)
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?" Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." Tiger Woods
"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)
"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)
"Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." Rev. Jesse Jackson
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." Roseanne
"In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?" Hugh Grant
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart., aging cover band singer
Well, I told my wife today that I was getting tired of my current position. I so want to get out of corrrections; the plan was that I would stay with this job until I finished school and then apply with any Police agencies and hope to get picked up by one.
I am just getting frustrated with this job, for many reasons. Number one is that the administration does not care about the line staff, the higher ups only care about the inmates because the inmates are all community members- I work on an Indian Reservation- and if one inmates tells his family members anything about officer mis-treatment, the council has a hissy fit. Once, an inmate told me in confidentiality that the Director told the inmate that if she has any problem with any officer, to let him know because then he would take care of it in his own way; he could always hire more officers.
Number two is that we could not staff this place even if our lives depened on it-and which it does, any time on shift, we are outnumbered twenty-five to one, and it seems that the ones that they are going to get to replace the ones that are gone are going to be stupid, literally stupid. Human resources decided to do away with our testing because those who did try the test, could not pass it. It is a eighth grade level test and people could not pass it.
I so need to find more stable working enviroment, but I have only limited working experience, all in corrections. Tired of being stupid and should expand my work expertise.
Henshin a-go-go ba.....aww fuck it!
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skeneo:
thanks for the hello and also cool picture you got were is it from it seams familier. later
skeneo:
thanks for telling me i knew id seen him somewere