thedarkness

Good, Bad, Worse

Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other
Worse: And your wife.

Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband

Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The techer is a he.

Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: you get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.

Six Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

THE DOCTOR because he says ''take your clothes off.''
THE DENTIST because he says ''open wide.''
THE HAIR DRESSER because he says ''do you want them teased or blown?"
THE MILKMAN because he says ''do you want it in the back or in the front?''
THE INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says''once it's in you'll love it.''
THE BANKER because he says ''if you take it out too soon you'll lose interest."

My wife had jury duty today, and she was all excited about going. I don't see the reason in spending the day sitting in a box, trying to determine somebodies fate, they are all guilty. I guess working with the Police Department has left me with a biased opinion.

Nothing much going on, just playing as much vidoe games as possible, school starts in less that two weeks. At least the eye candy will return.