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Sunday Jan 02, 2005

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Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.

Well, my wife talked me into going on the Atkins diet with her. I am hopeing that I will survive the lack of carbohydrates, with coming from a Hispanic family, I grew up on carbs. For breakfast, it would be beans and potato's and for lunch, it would be anything, as long as it had rice. I think that that should have been one of my vices, I love rice. Spanish, white, brown, I am so going to miss it. frown

I think that going on this diet will help me out, I am so getting fat, the last time I weighted myself, I was at about two thirty-five. I wouldn't mind getting down to about about two-twenty, with me being six foot, three inches, I don't think that I would look to hideous, well even more hideous than I am now. frown


Henshin a-go-go baby
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andromeda:
Your journal rock. You always make me laugh out loud! I'd be scared of the Atkins. I'm a carb junkie. I love bread! I've heard it works great. So tell me how did you become so damn funny? biggrin kiss
Jan 3, 2005
noctem:
Yeah, the new storyline is a little more tame I think. It seems like they're trying to make it a little more realistic by centering on Jackie's mafia relations. But you're right, in the first series he was a fucking nut. I mean, he crucified the Magdalena inside a church!! Along with 3 other nuns. That's some crazy shit. But I have to admit, I kinda dropped off of the Darkness for a while after Benitez left. I missed the whole story about Frankie killing Jenny and Jackie blowing everything to hell. Oh well though, I hope they do get someone else to start penciling it though. I don't think that the guy they got right now goes well with the book. His art is really rough and, well, for lack of a better word, ugly. Keown was good though. It took me a while to get used to his stuff, but now I really like it a lot. Okay man, I gotta go to work, late....
Jan 4, 2005

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