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Sunday Dec 19, 2004

Dec 19, 2004
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The Legend of the Christmas Tree Angel

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right.
Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had worked making toys, and were threatening to go on strike. The reindeer had been drinking eggnog all afternoon. To make matters worse, a few of the other elves had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.

Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours, and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are walking out, and I don't even have a Christmas tree! I sent that stupid little angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"

Just then, the little angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. The angel said, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas trees came to pass...


How to Impress a Woman/Man


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN...
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN...
show up naked,
bring beer.


Last night was the SGAZ Christmas party and I had a blast. Finally had the oppurtunity to meet some of the peole and put live faces to the profile pics. First I want to say a big thank you to the hosts of the party Thrasher and annamei for having invited complete stangers into their house.

It was funny as hell, at first my wife and I were very nervous to go to the party, but once the alcohol was flowing, my wife and the rest of the party people were very friendly. At first, when we were introduced to people, it was by our first name and it was just pleasantries and stuff, but once we used our profile names it was like "Your The Darkness, oh my god, I love your jokes and stuff" We should have worn name tags with both our real names and profile names.

My wife became the center of attention for one of the party go'ers and she had a great time. We took pics gallore and hopefully we will have pics up soon.

Henshin a-go-go baby.
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squishylizards:
ok, yeah, you are the one with the good jokes. i came across your page at one point in the past and was laughing my ass off. i'm going to my uncles ranch in northern california...yay.
he's a crazy old biker so i imagine that i will be getting a lot of motorcycle rides in the next few days. yay. smile
Dec 20, 2004
rhyn:
Are you always on?!?!? Go to sleep
Dec 20, 2004

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