A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and, on being told that there was a fortune in horse
racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going
price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might just as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next day's race, and this time it
won. The paper then read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN
FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey
in another race. The paper's headline the next day read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher
decided to give the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent. The headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST
ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun she couldn't keep the donkey. She sold the donkey to a farmer for $10. Next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey & lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free.
Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
How is everyone doing tonight? Well I am doing fine and dandy. Tonight I have to work a few hours tonight to help do some training with the graveyard shift. It was pretty nice to take a late afternoon nap with my kids, sleeping in the same bed. Woke up and got ready, ironed my clothes, and washed my bed sheets because my daughter is only 2 and already potty trained. She still has her accidents and she wet the bed. My son on the other hand is being lazy and choses not to be trained, lazy bastard.
Well, I hope everyone has a good night.
Henshin a-go-go baby.
racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going
price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might just as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS.
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the next day's race, and this time it
won. The paper then read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN
FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey
in another race. The paper's headline the next day read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher
decided to give the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent. The headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST
ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun she couldn't keep the donkey. She sold the donkey to a farmer for $10. Next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey & lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free.
Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
How is everyone doing tonight? Well I am doing fine and dandy. Tonight I have to work a few hours tonight to help do some training with the graveyard shift. It was pretty nice to take a late afternoon nap with my kids, sleeping in the same bed. Woke up and got ready, ironed my clothes, and washed my bed sheets because my daughter is only 2 and already potty trained. She still has her accidents and she wet the bed. My son on the other hand is being lazy and choses not to be trained, lazy bastard.
Well, I hope everyone has a good night.
Henshin a-go-go baby.
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noctem:
Oh, they can't give him the chair. A cop already gave him a shotgun blast to the face. The gunman was killed at the scene.
noctem:
Agreed....