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Monday Dec 06, 2004

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From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breath-analyser equipment must be broken.
I doubt it, said the man, tonight I'm the designated decoy.


Q: What's the difference between a Boner and a Bonus?
A: There's a good chance your wife's gonna blow the bonus.


Well, today is a good day I guess, found out that I am getting an "A" in my math class, getting good grades is always good news, upset though because when school ends, no more eye candy frown

Oh well, I guess I can always look towards the future and hope next semesters ladies are as lovely as this years.

As for the past Saturday night, I left work very angry- I found that working here, my temper has actually increased, because I was supposed to leave work at one in the a.m. when i was relieved by the oncoming supervisor. I did'nt leave until almost one-thirty and still no supervisor, called him at home and he said that he was not to work any overtime first without consulting his supervisor, which he never did. This place is so messed up, and all I tell myself to calm down is "Only one more year"

Henshin a-go-go baby.
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foolycooly:
On ya for the A matey, keep up the good shit.
I miss school big time to. Sorry I've been outta touch but duty calls.
Have a great one, and well done on getting ya missus on the site.
Later
Dec 6, 2004
ash:
uh yes ... i was in florida having a nice drama vacation while school sign ups were going on, so i missed out this semester frown
Dec 6, 2004

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