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Tuesday Nov 30, 2004

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This was submitted to me:
What my mother taught me... yep, I remember these well.




My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about PATIENCE.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
" Just wait until we get home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

My mother taught me ESP .
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
" Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite : my mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


Well school is coming to close, a couple of more weeks and that's it. I don't know what the hell I am going to do. Now it is school, work. Like that Monday through Friday. I will probably just veg out in front of tv, playing X-box or PS 2. Gain about fifty pounds.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
noctem:
Kick ass! Maybe we'll finally get to play a game together! tongue That's cool though man. Everybody needs to relax sometime. Late....
Nov 30, 2004
snowballinhell:
blush thank you wink I'll do my best not to freeze 'em off completely, I rather like 'em myself wink I've become somewhat attached to them over the years (obviously!!!!! tongue)

Smooches
Michelle xx
Dec 1, 2004

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