Things I can only say this week at Thanksgiving and get away with it:
1. Talk about a huge breast.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's cool whip time.
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat!
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once.
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
20. Man, that looks just like cranberry sauce.
21. Is that hole good and stuffed?
22. Should I wrap that for you?
23. I've done my part, now I just want to sleep.
Some of you may have seen this list before, so just pretend that you have not seen it and amuse me.
Last night went to see the band "Cradle of Filth" along with Arch Enemy and Bleeding Through.I think I am in love with the lead singer of Arch Enemy. I have to say, there is nothing sexier than a woman who can growl harder than me. The bad thing would be when you try to initiate some love making, the lights turned off and she speaks in a voice lower than Barry White"Lets get it on baby", pretty scary.
The band Bleeding Through had this hot, I mean HOT, keyboardist and had the opportunity to talk to her after the show, surrounded by her 'groupies' short talk.
Anyways everyone have a good gluttony day and don't end up overweight.
Henshin A-go-go baby.
1. Talk about a huge breast.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's cool whip time.
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
10. Don't play with your meat!
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once.
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
20. Man, that looks just like cranberry sauce.
21. Is that hole good and stuffed?
22. Should I wrap that for you?
23. I've done my part, now I just want to sleep.
Some of you may have seen this list before, so just pretend that you have not seen it and amuse me.
Last night went to see the band "Cradle of Filth" along with Arch Enemy and Bleeding Through.I think I am in love with the lead singer of Arch Enemy. I have to say, there is nothing sexier than a woman who can growl harder than me. The bad thing would be when you try to initiate some love making, the lights turned off and she speaks in a voice lower than Barry White"Lets get it on baby", pretty scary.
The band Bleeding Through had this hot, I mean HOT, keyboardist and had the opportunity to talk to her after the show, surrounded by her 'groupies' short talk.
Anyways everyone have a good gluttony day and don't end up overweight.
Henshin A-go-go baby.
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