thedarkness

Five things we should find sexy....But don't

1)Female Ejaculation-The only thing she should be squirting is perfume. Or mace.

2)Sex and the City-One's actually a lesbian, and they don't even work it in? We were robbed!

3)Women who like football-Next thing you know, they'll be farting and stealing our Cheetos.

4)Spooning-Cuddling is only hot when penetration is involved.

5)Julia Robert-Unless you have a horse fetish.

Well last night was certainly interesting to say the least. Even though I can't stand drunk people, I love the fact alcohol makes people lose their inhibitions. Last night my wife and I had our first threesome with another woman, and lets just say we do not have any regrets. It has been in the works for some time now and my wife was kind of apprehensive about the whole thing when we first started talking about it.

When we woke up this morning, I thought that she would be kind of stand-off-ish towards me, but it was the opposite.She definitely enjoyed it and said that it might happen again.

So now you know what I want for christmas.