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Sunday Nov 14, 2004

Nov 14, 2004
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Five things we should find sexy....But don't

1)Female Ejaculation-The only thing she should be squirting is perfume. Or mace.

2)Sex and the City-One's actually a lesbian, and they don't even work it in? We were robbed!

3)Women who like football-Next thing you know, they'll be farting and stealing our Cheetos.

4)Spooning-Cuddling is only hot when penetration is involved.

5)Julia Robert-Unless you have a horse fetish.

Well last night was certainly interesting to say the least. Even though I can't stand drunk people, I love the fact alcohol makes people lose their inhibitions. Last night my wife and I had our first threesome with another woman, and lets just say we do not have any regrets. It has been in the works for some time now and my wife was kind of apprehensive about the whole thing when we first started talking about it.

When we woke up this morning, I thought that she would be kind of stand-off-ish towards me, but it was the opposite.She definitely enjoyed it and said that it might happen again. tongue

So now you know what I want for christmas. wink
VIEW 24 of 24 COMMENTS
rhyn:
When are you gonna update...SHOW OFF!! wink
Nov 16, 2004
annamei:
i don't think i'll be flashing anyone eeek but now i have a new found respect for ms laura wink

my boyfriend would probably agree with all of those but especially #5. her mouth is quite scary!
Nov 16, 2004

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