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Tuesday Nov 02, 2004

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A series of things said in court:



Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?


Q: And where was the location of the accident?

A: Approximately milepost 499.

Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.


Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.


Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.


Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?


Q: What is your date of birth?

A: December 30th.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.


Does everyone know what today is? Yes, that is right, exactly one more week until Halo 2 comes out.

Yesterday I went to court to quell a speeding ticket that I did not recieve. What I think happened was that somebody has a copy of my drivers license or has one of my old ones. But when I recieved my new license, I made sure to destroy my old ones and made sure that this would not happen to me. The ticket was dismissed due to me having documentation stating that I was no where near the time of the ticket, that and I am not Native- the ticket was issued on the Indian reservation and since I am non-native, they have no jurisdiction over me. Oh well, live and learn, have fun today and be smart in your desicions.


VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
odette:
tank you! biggrin
Nov 2, 2004
darklis:
I love those court "thingies" Someone guessed my name. biggrin
Nov 2, 2004

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