thedarkness

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't
know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a
costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel
with the following note:





Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover
your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a
pirate.


Very truly yours,

Acme Costume Co.




The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his
wooden
leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives
another parcel and a note, which says:



Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your
wooden
leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.


Very truly yours,


Acme Costume Co.



Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden
leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another
nasty letter of complaint. The next week he gets a small parcel and a note,
which reads:



Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over
your
bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a caramel apple.


Very truly yours,

Acme Costume Co


It is Halloween, y'all. Have fun tonight and be safe with your kids or by yourselves.