Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his
breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my
name!"
Hey everyone, wish my wife a Happy Birthday, she is twenty-six years old today. She kind of dis-likes the idea of me having a membership to the site, but maybe with everyones help, hopefully she will change her mind with all the beautiful people on this site.
Here is a picture of her.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his
breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my
name!"
Hey everyone, wish my wife a Happy Birthday, she is twenty-six years old today. She kind of dis-likes the idea of me having a membership to the site, but maybe with everyones help, hopefully she will change her mind with all the beautiful people on this site.
Here is a picture of her.
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Ahh well, my girlfriend really isn't much of a fan of the site either, but it's hard to understand the community without being a member.
All the best to both of you, and many happy returns.
Hey everyone...Val is even more beautiful in person. I guess you don't look all that bad either.
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:10AM]