thedarkness

Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled
over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on
the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the
window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him in the head
with the stick.


The driver says, "What the heck was that for?"


The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When we pull you
over, you better have your license ready when we get to
your car."


The driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around
here."


The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's
clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around
to the passenger side and taps on the window. The
passenger rolls his window down, and "WHACK," the trooper
smacks him with the nightstick, too.


The passenger says, "What did you do that for?"


The trooper says, "Just making your wish come true."


The passenger says, "Huh?"

The trooper says, "I know that two miles down the road
you're gonna say, 'I wish that jerk would've tried that
bull with me.'"


Blast you chocolate cake, why must you torment me with your chocolately goodness.

I have no willpower at all.