This just in from Texas....
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention the scientist was taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of him!
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's totally free for the weekend!
Yes, I know that probably on the entire site, everyone is asking the same question "What are you going to be for Halloween?"
Well, I am going as one of the most beloved characters in video game history, yes people, I am going as Solid Snake.
Who is Solid Snakes you ask?
Well, Snake is from the Metal Gear Solid series and is totally bad ass. I have to be honest with you, I am not entirely going to dress out as him, just as one of the disguises Snake dons during the course of the game. In order to outwit the enemy, he wears an orange box and nobody is the wiser.
Genius!
Of course, there will be people who would not know what I will be, so in order to solve that problem, I will have a screen shot of the game to help them.
What are you going as?
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention the scientist was taken outside by a large group of cowboys and had the shit kicked out of him!
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's totally free for the weekend!
Yes, I know that probably on the entire site, everyone is asking the same question "What are you going to be for Halloween?"
Well, I am going as one of the most beloved characters in video game history, yes people, I am going as Solid Snake.
Who is Solid Snakes you ask?
Well, Snake is from the Metal Gear Solid series and is totally bad ass. I have to be honest with you, I am not entirely going to dress out as him, just as one of the disguises Snake dons during the course of the game. In order to outwit the enemy, he wears an orange box and nobody is the wiser.
Genius!
Of course, there will be people who would not know what I will be, so in order to solve that problem, I will have a screen shot of the game to help them.
What are you going as?
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arsenic:
brite_red_scream:
hehehe...only an aggie who would do such a thing! P.S....Post pics of your costume for all to see!