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Friday Oct 22, 2004

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Different degrees of blondeness

FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief She takes the gun and puts it to her head The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE
What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor
asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house Ransacked and burglarized. She
telephoned the police at once and The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman."

Took today off so I can get some homework done. I usually try and do some homework at work, but one of my co-workers had some issues with another co-worker and wrote this huge memorandom to the Director-basically a Warden at a real prison-and basically threw everyone under the bus and dropped dimes on everyone.

For me she wrote that I neglected my duties because all I did was homework and the other officer just sat in the supervisors office playing cards all day.

Can't please them all, right.

So basically it can down from the 'higher ups' that I am not allowed to do homework, but I always, always have an ace up my sleeve. Ask Rhyn, she can attest to the fact that we work with back stabbers and administration that does not care about the line staff.

One more year...
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foolycooly:
Funny stuff bro.

Spewing about the orders from management, I am sure will be able to get away with it again once the heat is off. Hope you got everything done that you needed to.
Have a great weekend.

p.s. good luck with your asperations to be a police officer.



[Edited on Oct 23, 2004 5:05AM]
Oct 22, 2004
rhyn:
blackeyed

[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:07AM]
Oct 23, 2004

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