Things you would love to say at work. Part 1
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
and my personal favorite
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
How is everyone doing?
I don't know what is going on with me, ever since my wife went out this weekend with her friends, I have had this uneasy streak going through me. I know what people are capable of and it scares me to know that my wife is capable of doing to me what so many other people can do without batting an eye.
I know that "trust" is the number one component in a relationship to make things work. But I have this gut feeling in the pit of my stomach saying that she is going to cheat on me. I know that people go out dancing just to go out and have a good time, she says the same thing. But, it is the ones that are not out "just to dance" that I am worried about. She says that I have nothing to worry about, but my wife is beautiful-some might say too beautiful for the likes of me-and I know that one day, somewhere, somebody a lot more attractive and attuned to her, will sweep her off her feet and she will leave me.
Am I being paranoid?
Maybe I am just having one of those low self-esteem days and will get over it.
God, I hope I am.
Henshin A go-go baby.
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
and my personal favorite
20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
How is everyone doing?
I don't know what is going on with me, ever since my wife went out this weekend with her friends, I have had this uneasy streak going through me. I know what people are capable of and it scares me to know that my wife is capable of doing to me what so many other people can do without batting an eye.
I know that "trust" is the number one component in a relationship to make things work. But I have this gut feeling in the pit of my stomach saying that she is going to cheat on me. I know that people go out dancing just to go out and have a good time, she says the same thing. But, it is the ones that are not out "just to dance" that I am worried about. She says that I have nothing to worry about, but my wife is beautiful-some might say too beautiful for the likes of me-and I know that one day, somewhere, somebody a lot more attractive and attuned to her, will sweep her off her feet and she will leave me.
Am I being paranoid?
Maybe I am just having one of those low self-esteem days and will get over it.
God, I hope I am.
Henshin A go-go baby.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
That's for knowing who the Humanoid Typhoon is!!!
xoxo
edited to say: finger=I got bit by an iguana.
[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 12:40PM]
he has to be a really sexy animated man.
in my dreams i am in love with vash!
[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 3:26PM]