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Tuesday Oct 12, 2004

Oct 12, 2004
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80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?" The old timer said, "I'm a golfer & that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight & out golfing up and down the fairways.
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?
The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he golfed with me this morning...and that's why he's still alive... he's a golfer."
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure There's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grand-father's still living! How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 118 years old."
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
The old timer said, "No...... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got married."
The doctor said in amazement, "Got married! Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"
The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"

After this past weekend, I know how this joke feels.

To all you single people, do not get married.

Unless you know that the person you have is the right one.

Just like I do.

The only qualm I have about this past weekend was that in the two and a half years that my wife and I have been married, I never had to wear a wedding ring.
Now that we renewed our vows, she is like "You need to wear that ring", I look at her and said that it was never a problem before, why should it matter now?

Well, she thinks that with a ring, I would not get as much attention as I currently do-I try to tell her that I am way too ugly for her to worry about me getting hit on.

For some reason she doesn't believe me.

I tell her that with the ring it would be more like " the forbidden fruit" aspect for women who ask out married men. I don't know, women are so weird.

Henshin A-go-go baby.

Laters.
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my ex husband never wanted to wear his ring...and it pissed me off too...but only because i asked him...if i bought him a ring would he wear it....and he said "of course....i'll wear it everyday...i'll never take it off" so i went and spent a pretty penny on that damn ring...put a lot of heart into it and inscribed Soulmate in latin on the outside and the english translation on the inside...and that bastard kept it in his car ash tray! now...that's WHy i made a big deal about it! cause i could have saved myself a whole hell of a lot of money and the effort too!
Oct 12, 2004

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