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Friday Oct 08, 2004

Oct 8, 2004
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Five reasons to believe computers are male:


1)They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2)They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

3)As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4)In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5)Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.

Just one more day 'till I leave for Vegas. I don't know if it is the pre-wedding jitters-I am married already for God's sake-but there is all this temptation around, damn you college life. I love my wife and kids and would not do anything to jepordize my life. I will hopefull update before I leave.

Anybody who wants to live vacariously through me this weekend, go on right ahead. I warn you though, I am the proverbial "stick in the mud."

Laters

Henshin A-go-go Baby.

Update Oct 9th 2004

Alright folks I am Audi 2000, have a fun weekend and be safe in all you do and do it to.

I may just have pics when I return!

Laters.
sydni:
perfect list. biggrin

have fun and stay safe. remember to wear a watch if you actually want to sleep. there's no clocks in casinos. wink
Oct 8, 2004
rachelrain:
thanks!
Oct 9, 2004

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