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Tuesday Oct 05, 2004

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A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had black penises, but the one seated in the middle, had a pink penis.
The curator of the gallery realized the confused couple were having trouble with interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on and on for nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the
sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominantly white, patriarchal society. "In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis reflects the cultural and sociological
oppression expressed by gay men in a contemporary society".
After the curator left, a Scotsman man approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"
"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the Gallery?" asked the couple.
"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there is no African-American representation at all. They're just three Scottish coal-miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch."

Had a hell of a time last night. Went to see "The Deftones" here in Phoenix and as always, the band kicked so much ass. It was like Chino Moreno was singing every song to me, just kidding. I went with my wife and some friends, and one of my friends is gay-who's name is Jeff- and is always the life of the party. For some reason or another, were ever we take Jeff, he just has this personality that attracts everyones attention and is just so much fun to be around.

As for the concert, the Deftones played for about an hour and a half. But that is not the half of it. Two rows in front of us was two very hot chicks making out, I mean seriously making out. Sitting next to me was my wife and then Jeff and my 16-year-old cousin and a girl from the fitness club I work out from. Those two girls were making out so much, I saw bobbies, it was so cool-listen to me, I sound like I'm twelve-they made my cousins and I's night. Other than noted just a fun night. Laters

Henshin A-go-go baby.
sydni:
at it again I see???? wink yeah girls making out!! it's been awhile since I've made out with a hot chick.....hmmm...
Oct 5, 2004
poem:
hahaha to the painting joke biggrin
Oct 5, 2004

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