thedarkness

WIFE: "If I died first, would you remarry?"


HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"


WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"


HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"


HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).


WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"


HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"


HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

Have an outstanding day folks.