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Friday Sep 24, 2004

Sep 24, 2004
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A couple had twin sons from about one year old. The first one could talk. The second one couldn't. They tried everthing to make the little guy talk, but didn't succeed. In an act of desperation the father desided to take the child to Lourdes.
Once they got there, he immersed the child in the holy water. The kid crawled sneezing out of the water and yelled: DICKHEAD !
The father pushed the kid again in the water and again, the kid yelled: DICKHEAD, when it crawled out.
Excited the father called his wife to tell her the good news, that the child had yelled that he was a dickhead.
"that's because that's what you are" said the mother. "You took the wrong child !!!!"

I don't know if I am a hypocrite in certain things, but I was having this conversation with this really cute girl in my math class. The only flaw that I could see is that she is a bit on the chubby side-which I find attractive, my wife is a bit chubby and she looks good. This girl was talking about how she couldn't find anyone to go with her to a strip club-her friends are the same way and her boyfriend is too young.

During the conversation, I asked her why she couldn't go by herself or just with her friends. She said that she needed to have someone with her to attract the girls, and my reply was that I think she would not have any problem attract people.

As we were walking out of the classroom, I asked why she thought that? She has always had a negative outlook about herself and I told her that we are in the same boat, as she walked away, she yelled back that I am crazy.

I find that when I hear people say that they are not attractice when they are, it just drives me batty. I guess I am the same way, I have very low self-esteem and I am very self-concious about my physical appereance from years of ridcule and relentless jokes while I was growing up very obese.

Am I a hypocrite?
rhyn:
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[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 10:57AM]
Sep 24, 2004
rhyn:
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[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 10:56AM]
Sep 24, 2004

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