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For our anniversary, I presented my wife with reservations for a weekend getaway and she gave me a basketful of sex toys and lotions. We utilized her gifts that night, and the next day made arrangements for my mother to dog-sit for us during our vacation. When we got back, my mom said she suspected that our new pup was teething, so she found a chew toy that it really seemed to enjoy. I went to greet our puppy, and the glint of something neon green in its mouth caught my eye. I instantly remembered where i had seen that particular green shade- in the gift basket, in a package marked Anal Beads. The thought of my dog's mouth, my mother's hand and all the other places that toy had been in made me instantly ill.
If you have not heard the new Chevelle album, go out and get it, it rocks. For those keeping count at home, that was a shameless plug.
Had a outstanding day today. First, was asked out by a girl in my math class, big cheesey smile insued for the rest of the day-who knew ugly people could get asked out-go figure.
Second, my wife took the day off and my family and I went up to Phoenix zoo and hung around town. It was so nice to just spend the day with my wife and kids.
Third, the final installment of the Dark Tower series written by Stephen King came out today, can hardly wait to see what happens to Roland and his band of gunslingers.
The only bad thing was that I was pulled over for my tint on my truck. The law here in AZ states that window tint will not be darker than thirty-five per cent, mine was two per cent. For those who do not understand the per cent of tint, the per cent means the level of the sun ray's the tint lets in, so only two per cent of the suns ray' s came into my truck. It was dark. Have a great day folks, smile.
Henshin A-go-go baby.
For our anniversary, I presented my wife with reservations for a weekend getaway and she gave me a basketful of sex toys and lotions. We utilized her gifts that night, and the next day made arrangements for my mother to dog-sit for us during our vacation. When we got back, my mom said she suspected that our new pup was teething, so she found a chew toy that it really seemed to enjoy. I went to greet our puppy, and the glint of something neon green in its mouth caught my eye. I instantly remembered where i had seen that particular green shade- in the gift basket, in a package marked Anal Beads. The thought of my dog's mouth, my mother's hand and all the other places that toy had been in made me instantly ill.
If you have not heard the new Chevelle album, go out and get it, it rocks. For those keeping count at home, that was a shameless plug.
Had a outstanding day today. First, was asked out by a girl in my math class, big cheesey smile insued for the rest of the day-who knew ugly people could get asked out-go figure.
Second, my wife took the day off and my family and I went up to Phoenix zoo and hung around town. It was so nice to just spend the day with my wife and kids.
Third, the final installment of the Dark Tower series written by Stephen King came out today, can hardly wait to see what happens to Roland and his band of gunslingers.
The only bad thing was that I was pulled over for my tint on my truck. The law here in AZ states that window tint will not be darker than thirty-five per cent, mine was two per cent. For those who do not understand the per cent of tint, the per cent means the level of the sun ray's the tint lets in, so only two per cent of the suns ray' s came into my truck. It was dark. Have a great day folks, smile.
Henshin A-go-go baby.
You gotta love flattery, in the form of being asked out, even when you're not single, it just boosts the confidence a little, and reminds you, you've still got it, whatever 'it' is?
Spewing about your tint, we have similar laws over here, so my front windows are all legal, but my back window is dark as, because it's legal in vans. Have fun removing and replacing the tint ya poor guy.