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Tuesday Sep 21, 2004

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Hope you like this story I found.

My sister and I were watching a movie and, not wanting to miss any of the film, we were each trying to convince the other to get up and get drinks. My 4-year-old nephew overheard our bickering, left the room and returned with two dripping cups of water. He must have expended tons of energy to push a chair over to the sink and climb onto the counter to reach the faucet, so we drank up and gave him long, exaggerated thank-yous. After the movie my proud sister wanted to see how he manged to get the water, so she asked him for another. We followed him and watched him in disgust as he dipped a cup into the toilet and handed it to his mom with a smile.


Well, next month my family and I will head out to Las Vegas. My wife's sister is in the Air Force and is going to be in Vegas for a week and since she is so close to us then, her family decided to go up and see her. I am glad that this time they at least invited me. So what I have planned will we are up there is for my wife and I to renew our wedding vows-we did not have a service in the sense other than going into a new age church and sign the license.

So when I told my wife the plan, she thought I had ulterior motives for the plan-which I do but that will be revealed in due time *sinaster laugh*-but I told her I just wanted to do something nice for her.

Do you think being together for seven and a half years and married only two would qualify as renewing your vows? I always thought that was for couples that were married for decades and wanted to find the love they once had.

The plan is for my twins to serve as the ring bearer and flower girl.

Last question- What do you people think of the name Vandal Savage? Please be honest.

Henshin A-go-go baby.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
brite_red_scream:
HAHAHA....i sooooooo could see my daughter bringing me toilet water....kids are friggin' hilarious! i can't wait to re tell the crazy tales of my daughters adventures to her when she gets older
Sep 22, 2004
sydni:
if my boyfriend would just return my call, I would tell him who's the boss.....aargh!!!

where do you get all of these hilarious tales to tell us??? i love them..... kiss kiss
Sep 22, 2004

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