thedarkness

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.


"The moral of this story is:" "Always keep your condoms in your car."

Had my tattoo finished yesterday. I go to this place up in the Tempe area called "Club Tattoo" a great place to get inked, if I do say so myself. I would post pics of it, if I wasn't so deathly afraid of cameras. To paint a mental picture, just imagine George Clooney from the movie
"Dusk to Dawn" but only ugly, and you will have me.

School is going good.

Funny thing happened to me the other day. I was at work when I recieved a phone call from one of the maintenance personnel and she asked me for my phone number. I was faced with a moral dilemma. So I told her that I would never have time to go out because I have school five days out of the week and that I work on the weekends until whenever. But this is the funny part, when I told her I was married, and that my wife would not like the idea of other women calling asking for her husband.

So hilarious

I don't know if it is the old age setting in or that my kids lost it, but my cell phone is gone. Now I am not one of these popular people who talk on their phone nonstop, but I need a phone to call my family just in case of an emergency.

Time to get ready for school.

Henshin A go-go baby!