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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her disgust she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step. About this time, the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!!" At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but
after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."


Well, today is the day my family returns from their Mexican vacation of sorts. I kow I should be excited, and I very well am excited to see my kids-on the way home yesterday from renting Viewtiful Joe, a great game, I saw this little baby sitting on the top of a couch as I passed some house on my way home and thought to myself "Damn I miss Magnus and Brandolyn"

Well here is my dilemma, my wife has succesfully contacted me twice since she left Saturday morning-both times by e-mail-and I feel that it could of been more. It would of been nice to just of heard her voice to say-so cliche- I love you.

I know that I am sounding like a whiny baby, but dammit when can I have some happiness?

Oh well it is almost time for me to get ready for work-a twelve hour shift today, Wow-and hopefully I get to hear her voice sometime before I get off work tonight.

Henshinn A-go-go baby.

Update-Just like Unsolved Mysteries-

My family is back They came out to see me here at work and I felt so full of joy that I thought was going to burst. For a minute there, I thought I was going to shed a tear. Today I am happy.