thedarkness

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Well, when I thought yesterday could not get any worse. I went to work and no sooner as the leaving Lt. saw me, he calls me into the office and tells me that this week I am running the shift as O.I.C.-Officer In Charge-not I.C.O.-incompetant officer-I tell him that why me. He says that it was not his choice, that it came from the higher powers that be. He gave me some bullshit answer that they know that I do my job right and that I'm good at it. I've only been there for four months, I'm too inexperienced in my opinion.

Wife and kids are still in Mexico. No too happy about it.

Damn remote is still M.I.A.

Just like Sydni says "Beautiful people have drama also" I can relate except I'm not beautiful.

And Sydni, I will pay you the royalties on your quote later.