thedarkness

A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours and the one with the best answer would get the job.
The question was:

A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman's back. What is the man's name?

After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.
The first one says "My answer is, there IS no answer."
The second one says "My answer is, that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given."
The THIRD one says "I'm not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names. It's either Willie Turner or Willie Nailer."

HE GOT THE JOB!



Could today be any more of a worse day? First off, my wife and kids left for Rocky Point-a tourist spot down in Mexico-so commences the 72 hours of loneliness that I dreaded since the beginning of last week.

Second, go to the gym and totally have a crappy workout. While there, was talking to the girl on duty-named Catlyn, a cool girl-and I got a really bad cramp in my calf. So there I am trying not to scream as I massage it out.

Thirdly, I can't find my damn t.v. remote. I'm thinking it went with my family when they left, and somehow got mixed up in the loads of stuff my wife likes to prepare for.

Today is not a good day. Thanks everyone for letting me vent.

Smile everyone, because I know I'm not.