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Friday Sep 03, 2004

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One evening a man was eating peanuts by throwing them in the air and catching them in his mouth. As he threw one in the air, his wife asked him a question. When the man turned his head, the peanut fell in his ear. He tried to get it out, but his fingers were to big. His wife tried to get the peanut out with a pair of tweezers, but just pushed it in farther. They finally decided to go to the hospital.
As they were about to leave, their daughter and her date came home. They told them their situation and theirs daughters date said he could get it out for him. The daughters date put his two fingers in her fathers nose and told him to blow real hard. It worked and the peanut fell out. The daughter and her date went up stairs and the man and his wife talked about how smart the boy was in coming up with that idea.
The man's wife asked, "I wonder what he's going to be when he grows up."
The man says, "From the smell of his fingers, he's going to be our son-in-law".

Just another day. It was an interesting day today at work. I work in corrections and when I walked in today, the first thing the supervisor said to me was that at five, I was going to be O.I.C.-for you non-law enforcement, that is correction jargon for officer-in-charge-and my question to him was where would the on coming supervisor be. His answer was "I don't know" Well to my surprise, here comes the night shift Lt. at five-thirty and about fifteen minutes later, he gets walked out by the director/warden, and another Lt. Did I mention that I have been at this job for going on five months and all ready I'm running the shift mad

It is really disconcerning when the upper supervisors do not care about the little people. frown Just a year and a half more.
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rhyn:
That's wrong frown Whatever you say 838
Sep 4, 2004
rhyn:
You sound cranky.....must be cause it's your stay late night wink
Sep 4, 2004

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