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Monday Aug 16, 2004

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Condom Slogans:
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10) If you slip between her thighs, condomize

Hello true-belivers, just another day here in beautiful AZ. Had an interesting day yesterday, had to take down inmate due to the fact the was attempting to assualt a fellow co-worker. Needless to say that yesterday was just a day full of paperwork needing to be filled. Hopefully today is not as exciting as yesterday, I think I developed writers cramp. Smile everyone, it makes people really uneasy.
fleur:
no ebay. i have money off on bestbuy i want it from there.
Aug 16, 2004
sydni:
like the slogans....ooh i'm giggling again biggrin
sorry to hear about the assault-that's way intense...hope your day is like buttah... wink

ciao
Aug 17, 2004

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