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Sunday Apr 01, 2007

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Alright fuckers, for those who know us, you know that I have a sick sense of humour. For a couple of years I have been trying to get missdates to go along with a joke of mine about us getting a divorce and today she finally gave in. So our posts were saying we were getting a divorce.

So April Fools!

(This is not as bad as the time I told her I had cheated on her after returning from a out of state trip if you want to hear about it, let me know, it's mean and funny!)

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Fuck.


If you care to know what's going on in my life, read this.
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ms:
FD Uniform. It's still royal blue and not the badass firefighter dark blue. I'm figuring a year and I'll be suiting up in that. It's just a time consuming thing to try and meet people and make connections while finding time to work 50+ at the alarm room and then still work out and find time to sleep. Oh well. It's only for another year. Ha!

BTW, that is a twisted joke to play. I like it.
Apr 3, 2007
missdates:
You're one to talk!

Whaaaa, I busted two tires on my po po car, whaaa!
Apr 6, 2007

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