London,
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier,...
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The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier,...
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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was wearing a very tight mini skirt. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of...
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sydni:
yay!!! their home! happiness all around! 
told ya you would make it!!!
told ya you would make it!!!
karismic:
thanks for the kind words....it really means a lot. and i hear you on the happiness part...when is mine going to come around? i suppose it dosen't work when your looking for it
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed...
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a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed...
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sydni:
It was brendan. The same boy I went on all the dates with....all this drama cuz of him. booooo.
Royalties would be nice. Then I could get someone to roll brendan out. jk-or am I?
sorry work sucks. Just try to roll with it. That's what im doing these days.
Royalties would be nice. Then I could get someone to roll brendan out. jk-or am I?
sorry work sucks. Just try to roll with it. That's what im doing these days.
A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 hours and the one with the best answer would get the job.
The question was:
A man and a woman...
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The question was:
A man and a woman...
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sydni:
cant find the tv remote??? that's a damn tragedy.
look alive-it's just 3 days, although I know it's gotta suck.
Not smiling-so I know I'm not either. Somebody's gotta smile for the both of us...
look alive-it's just 3 days, although I know it's gotta suck.
Not smiling-so I know I'm not either. Somebody's gotta smile for the both of us...
rhyn:
Monday will be here before you know it. Plus, it gives you some extra time to catch up with all that school work. 851
One evening a man was eating peanuts by throwing them in the air and catching them in his mouth. As he threw one in the air, his wife asked him a question. When the man turned his head, the peanut fell in his ear. He tried to get it out, but his fingers were to big. His wife tried to get the peanut out with...
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rhyn:
That's wrong 
Whatever you say 838
Whatever you say 838
rhyn:
You sound cranky.....must be cause it's your stay late night
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
The things that come to those that wait are the things left by those who
got in...
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
The things that come to those that wait are the things left by those who
got in...
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sydni:
axious cuz I feel like I should be fixing something or doing something better with my time...i'm typically alone cuz I can't hang out with Brendan and all my friends are annoying me...which is often *sigh*
rhyn:
I bet your one of those guys that takes your comic books to work and draws on your free time...maybe when your in CONTROL You use the same automatic pencil when you draw, I bet it's yellow....NOW WHO'S THE STALKER 
You use the same automatic pencil when you draw, I bet it's yellow....NOW WHO'S THE STALKER Some of you may have heard this one before. But an oldie is sometimes a goody.
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water.. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards...
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A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water.. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden, he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards...
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love:
:menstruation:
and no, they haven't made a Trigun movie as far as I know of. I wish they did!
I just put it in the movie categories in my profile because it seemed to fit better there.
and no, they haven't made a Trigun movie as far as I know of. I wish they did!
I just put it in the movie categories in my profile because it seemed to fit better there.
rachelrain:
No, no, don't feel dumb!
Do you remember Madame?
Now, that's a puppet that freaks the crap out of me. Whenever I would see her on TV (I was maybe 4 or 5 at the time?) I would just freeze up and then run really fast out of the room.
The moral of the story is that puppets can be scary.
Do you remember Madame?
Now, that's a puppet that freaks the crap out of me. Whenever I would see her on TV (I was maybe 4 or 5 at the time?) I would just freeze up and then run really fast out of the room.
The moral of the story is that puppets can be scary.
You know you're living in 2004 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and...
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1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and...
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withsobereyes:
Yeah, shes way hot. Ive only ever seen her in Joe Dirt, or at least only ever payed attention to her in it heh.
sydni:
tooooo funnny! #19 and #20-hilarious! have a good day sweets!
P.S. the letter to the "boy" (I cant help myself-calling guys boys and everything-although quite convinced you are a man-it's the great advice I have to tell ya!)...oh yeah-letter to the boy finally made him think-yesterday he made me breakfast in bed and coffee-*sweet!* he's communicating a lot better
thanks for all the advice-I promise I'll post again tomorrow after my shoot with London-so excited!
P.S. the letter to the "boy" (I cant help myself-calling guys boys and everything-although quite convinced you are a man-it's the great advice I have to tell ya!)...oh yeah-letter to the boy finally made him think-yesterday he made me breakfast in bed and coffee-*sweet!* he's communicating a lot better
thanks for all the advice-I promise I'll post again tomorrow after my shoot with London-so excited!
10 Rules for Dating my Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or...
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Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or...
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You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you...
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1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you...
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sydni:
you never cease to make me smile.... thanks for the comment. I know I need to make better decisions with the male gender. I just keep hoping that brendan will get his act together...esp. since everything else about him is just awesome....thanks for the pic comments too, you're awesome!!!
P.S. Latin fan boy job- totally yours....
[Edited on Aug 26, 2004 9:24AM]
thanks for the comment. I know I need to make better decisions with the male gender. I just keep hoping that brendan will get his act together...esp. since everything else about him is just awesome....thanks for the pic comments too, you're awesome!!!
P.S. Latin fan boy job- totally yours....
[Edited on Aug 26, 2004 9:24AM]
rachelrain:
It's a long story. Basically, the reason I'm frustrated with my current situation is because I'm turning into an errand-runner and all-around personal assistant. I'm supposed to be a technical writer and editor. Bleh.
If I did go to work for my old boss, I'd be her assistant, but it would be more of a project coordinator role. It'd still be admin, but at least I would get to work from home every day and wouldn't have to buy her groceries.
Same amount of money - less headache. I've decided a few things since my last post - will post later.
[Edited on Aug 27, 2004 8:17AM]
If I did go to work for my old boss, I'd be her assistant, but it would be more of a project coordinator role. It'd still be admin, but at least I would get to work from home every day and wouldn't have to buy her groceries.
Same amount of money - less headache. I've decided a few things since my last post - will post later.
[Edited on Aug 27, 2004 8:17AM]
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.
The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".
"I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.
"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.
"I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?". "I'm working on the...
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The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".
"I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.
"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.
"I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?". "I'm working on the...
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sydni:
the joke made me giggle...so now I definately have something to smile at
thanks for your advice...I wrote to him last night around 9:30 and let him know I e-mailed him....you know he has not written me back? and I have to work with him today....totally sucks. I swear i'm into guys that are completely emotionally shut down....I seem to want what I cant have...go figure!
thanks for your advice...I wrote to him last night around 9:30 and let him know I e-mailed him....you know he has not written me back? and I have to work with him today....totally sucks. I swear i'm into guys that are completely emotionally shut down....I seem to want what I cant have...go figure!
Found out some really bad news yesterday. I found out that an old co-worker and friend of mine passed away yesterday. He was on the way back from Colorado and when he hit traffic here in Phoenix, he somehow side swiped an S.U.V.-he was on a motorcycle-and was killed instantly. He was going through a lot of marriage problems and I found out that one...
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sydni:
I keep wondering if I should tell him that i'm taking his apparent "handicap" i.e being alone, personally and I'm going to have to make other arrangements....is that cold hearted? Don't boys like to cuddle too?
Wouldn't a boy want to cuddle with me?
bastards!!!
[Edited on Aug 24, 2004 8:47PM]
Wouldn't a boy want to cuddle with me?
bastards!!!
[Edited on Aug 24, 2004 8:47PM]
sydni:
thanks
thanks
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 10:53AM]