Things you would love to say at work. Part 1
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really...
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1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I'm really...
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love:
That's for knowing who the Humanoid Typhoon is!!!
xoxo
edited to say: finger=I got bit by an iguana.
[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 12:40PM]
That's for knowing who the Humanoid Typhoon is!!!
xoxo
edited to say: finger=I got bit by an iguana.
[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 12:40PM]
falias:
humanoid typhoon is vash the stampeed!
he has to be a really sexy animated man.
in my dreams i am in love with vash!
[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 3:26PM]
he has to be a really sexy animated man.
in my dreams i am in love with vash!
[Edited on Oct 20, 2004 3:26PM]
Q: What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
A: Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
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rhyn:
I bet you came up with that joke...sounds like something you'd say. 
sydni:
it's recipientS (plural) 
This is an actual job application that a 75 year
old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas.
They hired him because he was so funny.
NAME: George Martin
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right
woman (or at least, one who'll cooperate).
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice
President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I
was in a position to be...
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old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas.
They hired him because he was so funny.
NAME: George Martin
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right
woman (or at least, one who'll cooperate).
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice
President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I
was in a position to be...
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rhyn:
I have a new pic of my little girl...check it out! She's beautiful just like me. 
[Edited on Oct 15, 2004 8:06AM]
[Edited on Oct 15, 2004 8:06AM]
rhyn:
My daughter does not look like her dad!! Bite your tongue....I think that's her dad..JK! You know she looks like me give it up.
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:05AM]
You know she looks like me give it up. [Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:05AM]
This is for all you passenger and backseat drivers. I know that my wife is one of them.
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband one morning. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful...CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
too many at once. Too MANY! Turn them over. Turn them over NOW! We need...
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband one morning. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful...CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
too many at once. Too MANY! Turn them over. Turn them over NOW! We need...
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rhyn:
Like (10) pounds is really gonna show. Give me a break. Your tall so it won't show.
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:01AM]
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 11:01AM]
80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?" The old timer said, "I'm a golfer & that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight & out golfing up and down the fairways.
The doctor...
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The doctor...
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brite_red_scream:
my ex husband never wanted to wear his ring...and it pissed me off too...but only because i asked him...if i bought him a ring would he wear it....and he said "of course....i'll wear it everyday...i'll never take it off" so i went and spent a pretty penny on that damn ring...put a lot of heart into it and inscribed Soulmate in latin on the outside and the english translation on the inside...and that bastard kept it in his car ash tray! now...that's WHy i made a big deal about it! cause i could have saved myself a whole hell of a lot of money and the effort too!
Five reasons to believe computers are male:
1)They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2)They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
3)As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4)In order to get their attention, you have...
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1)They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2)They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
3)As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4)In order to get their attention, you have...
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sydni:
perfect list. 
have fun and stay safe. remember to wear a watch if you actually want to sleep. there's no clocks in casinos.
have fun and stay safe. remember to wear a watch if you actually want to sleep. there's no clocks in casinos.
rachelrain:
thanks!
What's going on in the car forums?
Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to...
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Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?
Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.
Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to...
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drewelusive:
I'm still spriting the "Drew". I use that for my web design/cam/personal site. I like to keep my writing and personal life seperate.
night:
i have a vw golf
xoxo
xoxo
The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the...
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"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.
"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any."
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the...
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poem:
I oh so enjoy your little stories
drewelusive:
Ha! That was cute.
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had black penises, but the one seated in the middle, had a pink penis.
The curator of the gallery realized the confused couple were having trouble with interpreting...
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The curator of the gallery realized the confused couple were having trouble with interpreting...
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sydni:
at it again I see???? yeah girls making out!! it's been awhile since I've made out with a hot chick.....hmmm...
yeah girls making out!! it's been awhile since I've made out with a hot chick.....hmmm...
poem:
hahaha to the painting joke
Questions and answers about women
Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.
Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.
Q....
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Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.
Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.
Q....
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greatalphawolf:
Awesome!!!!
sydni:
and mr. right will have to wait....and the gym will have to wait too!
and mr. right will have to wait....and the gym will have to wait too! 20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his...
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19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his...
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rhyn:
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 10:59AM]
[Edited on Dec 02, 2004 10:59AM]
rhyn:
I think you like that name for your own son. Question ASS WIPE.