Drool : "and fuckery? Will there be fuckery Pocket?"
Pocket: "Hanus fuckery most foul lad, hanus fuckery most foul."
Just downloaded the audiobook Fool and it is fucking hilarious.
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_jordan_:
He should have told me, "God said I must only accept wire transfers."
I would at least have given him Joan of Arc points!
I would at least have given him Joan of Arc points!
carrotglaze:
PS i love jon lajoli and i missed him twice when he came. ALSO get everday normal crew tats hilarious. OR show me your genitals.
I'm tired of the old post, so I needed a new one. Good weekend. In a good mood, It's a good life. I want work to hurry up and end(not even there yet). I want to come home and make some music. I'm feelin it.
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alyb45:
go music 
carrotglaze:
f'in right broski.
Woo, New computer. I want to hump this thing.
I'm running linux off of a cd and it's faster than my computer was previously.
I'm running linux off of a cd and it's faster than my computer was previously.
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carrotglaze:
....he doesnt have a job! so maybe we should look into that 
otter:
San Diego, huh? Do you know my clone personally?
This little kid is god damn HIGH AS FUCK!
Charlie Brown, you are well fucked and far from home.
Thank you BoingBoing
Charlie Brown, you are well fucked and far from home.
Thank you BoingBoing
pikahyper:
that is fuckin hilarious 
I have a twitter account. http://twitter.com/darkharlequin
BEST AMV EVER!!!!!
found this in SG:Hentai
found this in SG:Hentai
weston:
Rofl...Wow, that was amazing 
_jordan_:
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
And PS:
Richard Brake has joined the cast of H2 as Gary Scott, a corpse fucking obsessed coroner's assistant.
In a season which appears to be full of sub-par remakes of horror classics, Rob Zombie looks like he plans to deliver the goods.
And PS:
Richard Brake has joined the cast of H2 as Gary Scott, a corpse fucking obsessed coroner's assistant.
In a season which appears to be full of sub-par remakes of horror classics, Rob Zombie looks like he plans to deliver the goods.
Awesome night. Sweet acoustic music performed by awesome friends. Sweet and attractive girls. I got topless on stage. Hat tricks. Oh yea, and some drinking. I have to be at work in 4 and a half hours or so.
bought a bowler.
Then, wearing my new bowler, a dress jacked, slacks and nice shoes, walked into hustler and bought a pack of Magnums.
It's dumb, lame, macho, and cheesy. But I feel good.
Then, wearing my new bowler, a dress jacked, slacks and nice shoes, walked into hustler and bought a pack of Magnums.
It's dumb, lame, macho, and cheesy. But I feel good.