thedarkharlequin

So I had some girl talking to me on myspace. The usual obvious myspace hook up approach. Which is awesome, but also, gotta watch out for the weirdos who want to drag you in the woods and fuck your asshole. Well, turns out, miss 22 year goth chick with no pictures of herself, wasn't the one talking to me.

"I want to be honest. This...
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I may be tired, lonely, and home sick.
Aggravated with work, and right the fuck out of "give a shit" for accomplishing shit.
Unable to reason out what time I'm supposed to be awake, every single morning .
and growing all the more antsy thinking about finding a new apartment when I get back.

BUT being as I had 500 in my savings account when...
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Yay drunken whataburger after karaoke.
Last night was a much need night out. Had a blast with friends.
Did a bad rendition of Extreme's "More Than Words" cause I'd already shot my throat out singing along with Journey and Meatloaf, and was to drunk to hear myself right, but everyone else was tossed too so they sang along and said I did good.
Another night...
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I'M A SHARK! Suck my dick.

Ronnie James Dio wishes you good tidings of comfort and joy, and a merry christmas.

My computer is fixxed
My intestines are fixxed

Repo was not quite as good as I had hoped it would be. It was better than the amount of money that it cost to make it. A lot of big name people felt that it was worth their time to do this regardless of pay, but it just didn't pan out for me. The effort to...
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GWAR was cool

I have food poisoning from BBQ

I want to die.

Just found out GWAR is playing within an hours drive from here tonight.
So, I'm gonna go do that.



Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing...
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So I'm balls deep in this karaboo right....

so now that I have your attention.
Cracked.com posted a surprisingly deep, thought out and well written article on "The 7 reasons the 21st Century is making you miserable"
It's very much worth the read, and funny to boot.