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thedarkharlequin

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Tuesday Jun 02, 2009

Jun 2, 2009
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BEST DAY EVER!(no really, I scored it)

On my way out the door to work this morning.
I had taped my jury summons next to the door to not forget.
Jury duty was today, so instead of being at work at 630, I had to be there at 7:45(WIN)
Decide to walk to jury duty, but stop at coffee shop first. Girl I like is working, say high, get a coffee and an awesome home made blueberrymuffine(WINx3)

Rock out to ipod all the way to the HALL OF JUSTICE.
It always cracks me up that our court house is named after a super hero base. I always want to ask the security guy where the fuck the super friends are.

Hang out in jury lobby, work on homework, listen to ipod, check out the abundance of attractive women there.(WIN)

10:00am get summoned for a case. Walk up to the courtroom. hang out in hallway outside of courtroom with cute brunette with ice blue eyes(rather startelling, but pretty)(WIN)

10:30am, get told to go to lunch til 1:30pm, 3 HOUR LUNCH(WIN)
walk to Horton plaza, buy a belt at hottopic, talk to cute blonde at counter.(WINx2)(With dreads, -1)

go eat lunch at the field. Soup of the day is my favorite, Tomato basil. drink 2 Newcastles and a Black&Tan while watching the womens quarter of the French Open and talking to the cute blonde bar tender named Sara.(WINx7)

The Field is advertising a Whiskey Dinner on June 24th that sounds excellent. I convince Jordan and Gia to go with me and make reservations.(WINx3)

Hurry back to jury duty, on my way I get stopped by a green peace girl asking for my time. I'm running late for jury duty, so I tell her to hit me up afterward. Of course thinking that by the time I get out she'll be gone.(she is cute though)

Get up to hallway to be told that during our 3 HOUR LUNCH BREAK an agreement was achieved so we could go home(WIN)

So I am laughing as I walk down the hallway of the courthouse. Get outside and there's an old bum with a sign that says stranded.(I always have money and a little envy of the travelers looking for a hand out. Yea there's times it sucks, but they're not owned by anyone. I just don't have the balls.) So I gave him the 5 I had in my pocket.(WIN((for everyone really)))

Then I run into green peace people. Tell the guy that I told the girl I'd talk to her. Then hang out and wait for her to finish her spiel with the person she's with. I talk to her for a bit, with the intent to pass on some of this karma I got going for me. She's got a mustache tattoo on her finger(we're talking mustaches at this point), then I mention the Whiskey dinner at The Field. Apparently she's a whiskey drinker with a taste for Jameson, and I now have a date to meet her on the 24th for food and whiskey. and I'm signed up for $20 a month for green peace(yes, I am a sucker)(WINx4)

Walk home, but stop at coffee shop from this morning, grab an iced chai from the girl I like there.(WINx2)

for a grand total of (WIN*27)-1
oh yea, and I've still got a buzz from lunch, so fuck that-1

WIN x 27!!!!!!!!
weston:
Wow, why can't my jury duty days be like that lol... blackeyed I have to go again on the 16th mad
Jun 2, 2009
thedarkharlequin:
oh yea, in all my walking I walked a grand total of 4 miles today. GO ME!(fucking legs are tired though)
Jun 2, 2009

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