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thedarkharlequin

San Diego, CA

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Friday Mar 13, 2009

Mar 13, 2009
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Dilemma:
I would like to have sex.
I would like to be in a relationship.
I know lots of women that I would like to have the making sex with.
I don't know any that strike me as someone I would like to be in a relationship.
I don't know how to get to the sex making without going through the relationship.
I am very entertained by the increasing length of every sentence in this paragraph.

I feel like writing erotic haiku

flushed in cheeks
she is wet within
and screaming without

he smiled at her
she smiled at him
she loosened his belt

moister:
fogging up windows
clinging to skin

her eyes are blue
her mouth is full
she likes the taste
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cinnamongurl:
i say put on some good tunes, drink a bottle of jack and put on some red lipstick, whack off and go to sleep. You will wake up so ashamed of yourself, that the woman dilemma will seem so much less important...

In reality, sorry you're feeling down, hope you feel better soon.
Miss you. biggrin
Mar 15, 2009
thedarkharlequin:
not even really feeling down. actually feeling pretty good, just more in the mind of, this is a problem, and I'm of a mind to fix it at the moment. aka, just horny and I wanna fuck.
Mar 15, 2009

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