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Friday Jan 09, 2009

Jan 9, 2009
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FUCKING BEST DAY EVER!

back story: Last nights blog

SPOILERS! (Click to view)



So I'm out here in florida for work, and my boss and my government rep are out here working with me.
My boss is an oklahoma sooners fan, and the sooners played florida tonight.

So we head to the bar to watch the game, proceed to get housed, try and convince a couple of girls to come drink at the bar next to our hotel.
We go to bar, girls never show up. We play pool and darts and drink exceedingly more. Make more friends, hit on a few more girls, and stumble home.
At one point my boss said to me, "You can do this on your own right, you don't need me to show up at work. Fuck it, I'm not going in anymore this trip"

Final decision, we're all going in about an hour late.

Fucking A.
side note, I kinda like watching football. It's weird.




So we all crashed out last night at about 3 in the morning.
I managed to wake up on time and get down to the hotel lobby for breakfast at 8. No one shows up.
About 830 I call my boss. *ring, ring, ring, CLICK!*
he he, I got to wake up my boss in a hang over tongue
call my gov rep, *ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, voicemail*

eventually get everyone up and I drive us all in to work. We get there about 930
Between people smoking, getting coffee, morning shits and all, we didn't actually start doing anything until 1030. Basicly, I wrote down some serial numbers I need for inventory, we stood around and bull shitted, then it was 1130 and lunch time. We needed to pick up a package from the hotel for parts.
The first suggestion was go back to the hotel, grab the package and a quick nap.
The general consensus was, if anyone laid down, it'd be dark when they got back up.
So what did we do? My boss says fuck it, let's go back to the hotel, we'll try again tomorrow.

I "worked" for all of an hour and a half today. It's a GORGEOUS day outside and I get to hang out on my patio in the sun and play guitar, all because my bosses and I partied to fucking hard to work.

BEST DAY EVER!!!

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
_jordan_:
Albert Watson image I thought you might like.

His website.
Jan 9, 2009
karmarobot:
Dude, you hqve stumbled into some kind of twilit florida alternate reality. Football? No work? Booze? what the hell is this world coming too?

Personally, I believe that those days get thrown at us to keep us from going fucking postal. Treasure them.
Jan 9, 2009

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