thedarkharlequin

Greatest evar

pretty fuckin' close


so went to the whistlestop tonight for the Tragic Tantrum concert, and that was pretty fun. As well as the whistlestop being fun after the concert and I ran into some people I knew, so that was cool.

After party in bankers hill sucked.
Hipster kids, people who don't have the first inkling of how to drink responsibly, and your average house party drama. I showed up after the cops, so there was no music, and everyone was already obnoxious drunk. Pretty girls, but none that I could feasibly hold a conversation with without beating in their media soaked brain.

I hate bars, clubs, and parties so much when it comes to the coed mingling part. Yes, I'm there to have fun. Yes, I am trying to sleep with you. No, I have not made plans or foreseen this lasting longer than breakfast. I mean no insult or harm, I'm just trying to be a realist. You're beautiful, and funny at the moment, anything more than that is asking a bit much of the guy you met at the bar.

I could seriously use a fuck buddy...... Like now.



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funny