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Saturday Apr 12, 2008

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Creature Feature - A Gorey Demise


(strange voices and music is heard, the voices chattering loudly in the background. Someone clinks a glass and fork together to get the atention of what is assumed to be monsters. All is silent)
(spoken by a man)Alright, everbody sit down, quiet down, listen up. I brought you all here to recite the anual obituaries.Like every year, We'll start with A and we'll end with Z. Alright, Is the band Ready?
(deep, toad like voice) Ready
(man speaks)Alright, Hit it boiles
(toad guy) and a one, and a two (music resumes)

A Is For Amber
Who Drowned In A Pool

B Is For Billy
Who Was Eaten By Ghouls

C Is For Curt
With Disease Of The Brain

D Is For Daniel
Derailed On A Train

E Is For Erik
Who Was Buried Alive

F Is For Frank
Who Was Stabbed Through The Eye

G Is For Greg
Who Died In The Womb

H Is For Heather
Who Was Sealed In A Tomb

One By One, We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down

Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down

I Is For Issac
Who Lost His Front Brakes

J Is For Johnny
Who Was Bitten By Snakes

K Is For Kimmy
Who Was Shot In The Head

L Is For Larry
Who Bled And Bled

M Is For Marie
Who Burned To A Crisp

N Is For Nick
Who Was Pummled By Fists

O Is For Olive
Who Lived Life Too Fast

P Is For Pat
Who Swallowed Some Glass
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(man speaks) Alright lads, all together now

One By One, We Bite The Dust
We Kick The Bucket And Begin To Rust
Give Up The Ghost When Your Number's Up
We All Fall Down

Ashes To Ashes, Bones To Paste
You'll Wither Away In Your Resting Place
Eternity In A Wooden Case
We All Fall Down

Q Is For Quentin
Who Took The Wrong Trail

R Is For Reyna
Who Rotted In Jail

S Is For Steve
Who Was Shot With A Bow

T Is For Tori
Who Froze In The Snow

U Is For Urich
Who Trampled By Hooves

V Is or Vanessa
Who Fell Off A Roof

W Is For Willow
Who Was Hit By A Car

X Is For Xavier
Who Sunk In The Tar

Y Is For Yessy
Who Fell From A Plane

Z Is For Zack
Who Simply Went

Insane

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