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Sunday Dec 23, 2007

Dec 23, 2007
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nothing new to post, just needed to move the previous post off the page.
weekend was good, although mostly uneventful.

I don't want to work tomorrow. Oh well.

happy holidays all.

for the spirit, I repost my song parody lyrics.

2 Minutes to Christmas - Iron Maiden

Dashing through the snowy hills
in a one-horse open sleigh
bob-tails ring, as we all sing
Jingle all the way
if the ground is white and the mood is right
just grab a bob-tailed bay
hitch em up, and gidde up
It's a sleighing song tonight

Chorus:
well the reindeer leap while the children sleep
with sugar plums dancing in their head
are you naughty or nice, santas list checked twice
don't you pout for the coal in your hand
2 minutes to christmas
santa sleighing through the nights
2 minutes to christmas
bring joy and presents to yule tide

Up on the rooftop reindeer pause
out jumps good ole' santa
Down thru' the chimney with lots of toys
all for the little ones.. yea
dasher dancer prancer vixen comet cupid donner blitzen
but don't forget poor rudolph, the one with shiney nose

Chorus:
well the reindeer leap while the children sleep
with sugar plums dancing in their head
are you naughty or nice, santas list checked twice
don't you pout for the coal in your hand
2 minutes to christmas
santa sleighing through the nights
2 minutes to christmas
bring joy and presents to yule tide

Chestnuts roast on an open fire
Jack Frost is nipping at your nose
Yule-tide carols being sung by a choir
dressed up like Eskimos
And so I offer this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
it's been said so many times
Merry Christmas to all of you.

Chorus:
well the reindeer leap while the children sleep
with sugar plums dancing in their head
are you naughty or nice, santas list checked twice
don't you pout for the coal in your hand
2 minutes to christmas
santa sleighing through the nights
2 minutes to christmas
bring joy and presents to yule tide

Merry
Merry
Merry
christmas

Merry
Merry
Merry
Christmas

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