if you love metal, you will laugh at this, and be after my corpse for what I have just finished.
See how long before you recognize the song.
Dashing through the snowy hills
in a one-horse open sleigh
bob-tails ring, as we all sing
Jingle all the way
if the ground is white and the mood is right
just grab a bob-tailed bay
hitch em up, and gidde up
It's a sleighing song tonight
Chorus:
well the reindeer leap while the children sleep
with sugar plums dancing in their head
are you naughty or nice, santas list checked twice
don't you pout for the coal in your hand
2 minutes to christmas
santa sleighing through the nights
2 minutes to christmas
bring joy and presents to yule tide
Up on the rooftop reindeer pause
out jumps good ole' santa
Down thru' the chimney with lots of toys
all for the little ones.. yea
dasher dancer prancer vixen comet cupid donner blitzen
but don't forget poor rudolph, the one with shiney nose
Chorus:
well the reindeer leap while the children sleep
with sugar plums dancing in their head
are you naughty or nice, santas list checked twice
don't you pout for the coal in your hand
2 minutes to christmas
santa sleighing through the nights
2 minutes to christmas
bring joy and presents to yule tide
Chestnuts roast on an open fire
Jack Frost is nipping at your nose
Yule-tide carols being sung by a choir
dressed up like Eskimos
And so I offer this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
it's been said so many times
Merry Christmas to all of you.
Chorus:
well the reindeer leap while the children sleep
with sugar plums dancing in their head
are you naughty or nice, santas list checked twice
don't you pout for the coal in your hand
2 minutes to christmas
santa sleighing through the nights
2 minutes to christmas
bring joy and presents to yule tide
Merry
Merry
Merry
christmas
Merry
Merry
Merry
Christmas
2 Minutes to Midnight by Iron Maiden, bastardized by Me.
See how long before you recognize the song.
Dashing through the snowy hills
in a one-horse open sleigh
bob-tails ring, as we all sing
Jingle all the way
if the ground is white and the mood is right
just grab a bob-tailed bay
hitch em up, and gidde up
It's a sleighing song tonight
Chorus:
well the reindeer leap while the children sleep
with sugar plums dancing in their head
are you naughty or nice, santas list checked twice
don't you pout for the coal in your hand
2 minutes to christmas
santa sleighing through the nights
2 minutes to christmas
bring joy and presents to yule tide
Up on the rooftop reindeer pause
out jumps good ole' santa
Down thru' the chimney with lots of toys
all for the little ones.. yea
dasher dancer prancer vixen comet cupid donner blitzen
but don't forget poor rudolph, the one with shiney nose
Chorus:
well the reindeer leap while the children sleep
with sugar plums dancing in their head
are you naughty or nice, santas list checked twice
don't you pout for the coal in your hand
2 minutes to christmas
santa sleighing through the nights
2 minutes to christmas
bring joy and presents to yule tide
Chestnuts roast on an open fire
Jack Frost is nipping at your nose
Yule-tide carols being sung by a choir
dressed up like Eskimos
And so I offer this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
it's been said so many times
Merry Christmas to all of you.
Chorus:
well the reindeer leap while the children sleep
with sugar plums dancing in their head
are you naughty or nice, santas list checked twice
don't you pout for the coal in your hand
2 minutes to christmas
santa sleighing through the nights
2 minutes to christmas
bring joy and presents to yule tide
Merry
Merry
Merry
christmas
Merry
Merry
Merry
Christmas
2 Minutes to Midnight by Iron Maiden, bastardized by Me.
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_brody_:
Oh and where's the youtube video for this? rotf. i want to see you sing it, fucker.
_jordan_:
Catholics don't do that anymore, the coloring book has stopped all manboylove.