thedarkharlequin

So I went to an SCA even last night. dressed like a roman, got trashed, fun. But amongst all this I had a girl start hitting on me, and asking my buddies girlfriend if I was single, and saying she liked me etc...

which would've been great....... had she not outweighed me.

so when my buddies girlfriend told me the girl liked me I replied with, "to bad it's not reciprocal."

to which I got a bunch of dirty looks from the people around me. Like I had done something wrong.

but lets reverse this scenario, say I'm the interested guy, and she's the unspoken for girl, but she doesn't find me attractive and shoots me down. Does she get ridiculed for not giving me a pity fuck.

I'm sorry, I'm just not attracted to large women. It's not a matter of saying i can do better, or even that there's a comparison of better or worse. Some men like larger women, great for them, that's awesome. I'm just not one of them. I tried once, with a girl that was a guaranteed lay. She wasn't ugly, just kinda built like a football player. That was the single worst sexual experience in my life. At one point she rolled over and I realized she was built like my dad. Now let me tell you, that is not an epiphany you want to have while pounding away.

I'm goin' on a year and a half of unintentional celibacy, it's not like I wasn't so horny I was chewing through my straps. I've got enough pent up frustration to fuck start a harley, but the thought of her shut all systems down.

she could have the greatest personality in the world, and her interests and talents could compliment my own in a match the would brighten and enrich both our lives, but if I look at her and my equipment don't work, it is not going to happen.

If you read this and think it makes me a shallow superficial asshole who only wants to screw supermodels, when I probably only rate toy models, fuck you. fuck you even more cause you're probably right.