thecowboy

.i sat here to write something good..i felt this creative explosive go boom and all upon the keyboard would be its fallout..but then she sat down across from me..now i dont know who she is, but she has caught my eye as being quite attractive..ooops, at second glance, she is extremely gorgeous..classic, striking beauty..now i cant concentrate..at all..no less than six feet away and she has all the power over me in the world..dont look..i cant look..i dont wanna think about it, i just wanna be drew..and the worst part about it is the doubt..gnawing at my heart and soul, she is much to purdy to be attracted to me..dorky, wiry, balding me..whoops, i think she knows what im writing..uh oh, she glanced over at me..dammit..*sigh* why cant i just be one of those smooth attractive men who just make it look easy?..shit, i think she just rolled her eyes at me..great..i seem to have this affect every time..drew the women repeller..oh wait, shes looking at me!..whats this?..hang on..shes comin over here!..well, i gotta go guys this foxy lady just walked up to me and whispered in my ear some rather dirty things she wants to do to me..guess this is my cue..later yous guys!..holla atta playa!!!..

ps..actually, she walked away without even noticing me!..i was only foolin!..gotcha!..