so ive been "tagged" to show 20 random fuckin' things about myself...stupid, i know. i can be rather cynical at times, but its all in good fun and i wouldnt want to offend anyone who doesnt have it coming...here goes:
1. shut up.
2. im about five ten, you asshole.
3. i have green eyes that say "eat a dick" if you look at 'em the right way.
4. im single, but dating a couple great women right now. hey, im picky and it takes time to weed these things out, you know what i mean?
5. in my early twenties, i had a big heroin problem that landed me in an inpatient hospital for a month, but i still eat pills when i can, which is not that often, or often enough, mostly because im more addicted to swimming, snowboarding, surfing, and staying fit nowadays..its just better that way.
6. i dont like the word "art"...it bugs me. whatever art is, it shouldnt be confined to one word and some pretentious gallery. did you know that native americans and other aboriginal cultures dont have that word in their vocabulary? no, because they live it and include it in everything said and done. life.
7. im an art major who is very confused about it all.
8. at times i find these "alternative lifestyles", folks who claim to be so open-minded with their body mods, tattoos, and ect, are as hypocritical as anyone, if not more. theyre very predictable to me. its a box they fit in just like the conservatives theyre so against. surely, i find it a very attractive, nice box, but it seems like one needs to have an assfull of tattoos or be in a band or some shit to fit in with these folk. its pretentious and it makes me laugh. ill bet 90% of the sg's (for example) are going out with dudes in bands who have the same hairstyles, piercings, and tattoos as the next dude. sorry to pick on you if thats your case, but yea, youre open minded all right. i mean, i understand hanging with people who have the same intrests, but hey, admit it, its typical and entirely cliche.
9. minneapolis, i was born there.
10. the ocean, the mountains, i must live near them now or i go crazy
11. as you can tell, i dont use capital letters when i write, except for the word Vagina, which i think is the most important word in the english vocabulary, and therefore, deserves a capital letter.
12. yes, i like porn.
13. i plan to settle down in hanalei, kauai someday. its incredibly beautiful, relatively quiet, and the surf is fucking "off the chains"
14. i cant poop without something to read.
15. i love unpredictable women who do not have to adhere to any style in particular, who like people that do not have to adhere to any style or group in particular. original, true, and fun.
16. vegetarian? sometimes, but i do eat fish, wild game, and buffalo. i roll alot of sushi.
17. oh how i love smooth, dark chocolate.
18. im gettng bored of this.
19. i wont do anal. theres poop in there.
20. im stoned right now. i quit smoking weed, so now i vaporize it.
21. for extra credit: im the best dude youll ever meet, if ya keep it real and have soul, quality. schwag individuals get peed on, literally.
1. shut up.
2. im about five ten, you asshole.
3. i have green eyes that say "eat a dick" if you look at 'em the right way.
4. im single, but dating a couple great women right now. hey, im picky and it takes time to weed these things out, you know what i mean?
5. in my early twenties, i had a big heroin problem that landed me in an inpatient hospital for a month, but i still eat pills when i can, which is not that often, or often enough, mostly because im more addicted to swimming, snowboarding, surfing, and staying fit nowadays..its just better that way.
6. i dont like the word "art"...it bugs me. whatever art is, it shouldnt be confined to one word and some pretentious gallery. did you know that native americans and other aboriginal cultures dont have that word in their vocabulary? no, because they live it and include it in everything said and done. life.
7. im an art major who is very confused about it all.
8. at times i find these "alternative lifestyles", folks who claim to be so open-minded with their body mods, tattoos, and ect, are as hypocritical as anyone, if not more. theyre very predictable to me. its a box they fit in just like the conservatives theyre so against. surely, i find it a very attractive, nice box, but it seems like one needs to have an assfull of tattoos or be in a band or some shit to fit in with these folk. its pretentious and it makes me laugh. ill bet 90% of the sg's (for example) are going out with dudes in bands who have the same hairstyles, piercings, and tattoos as the next dude. sorry to pick on you if thats your case, but yea, youre open minded all right. i mean, i understand hanging with people who have the same intrests, but hey, admit it, its typical and entirely cliche.
9. minneapolis, i was born there.
10. the ocean, the mountains, i must live near them now or i go crazy
11. as you can tell, i dont use capital letters when i write, except for the word Vagina, which i think is the most important word in the english vocabulary, and therefore, deserves a capital letter.
12. yes, i like porn.
13. i plan to settle down in hanalei, kauai someday. its incredibly beautiful, relatively quiet, and the surf is fucking "off the chains"
14. i cant poop without something to read.
15. i love unpredictable women who do not have to adhere to any style in particular, who like people that do not have to adhere to any style or group in particular. original, true, and fun.
16. vegetarian? sometimes, but i do eat fish, wild game, and buffalo. i roll alot of sushi.
17. oh how i love smooth, dark chocolate.
18. im gettng bored of this.
19. i wont do anal. theres poop in there.
20. im stoned right now. i quit smoking weed, so now i vaporize it.
21. for extra credit: im the best dude youll ever meet, if ya keep it real and have soul, quality. schwag individuals get peed on, literally.
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