Me: *hears that my crush's power went out*
My emotions: "Ask her if she wants you to come over later to help reset clocks!"
Me: "No. Shut up."
Me: *hears that my crush's power went out*
My emotions: "Ask her if she wants you to come over later to help reset clocks!"
Me: "No. Shut up."
And what a fucking roller-coaster of emotions that was!
Professor: *Hands me the test back*
Me: 'Got a 94. That's not so bad, I guess...'
Me: *Flips paper right-side-up*
Me: 'WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! THAT'S NOT A FUCKING 94! THAT'S A FUCKING 49! WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!!!'
Me: 'Oh... wait a minute... this is out of 50. Okay! Whew!'
Professor: *approaches table*
Professor: "So...
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9pm: "Okay... Time to watch some history videos so I can do well in class!"
2am: "Whoops! I accidentally watched science videos again!"
I've been taking sleeping pills on school nights because losing consciousness is a multi-hour process, and they (barely) help, and I have to leave by 7:30 AM four days a week now for school. So tonight, I'm drinking alcohol for the first time since Saturday, and it feels absolutely wonderful! :)
I've been taking sleeping pills on school nights because losing consciousness is a multi-hour process, and they (barely) help, and I have to leave by 7:30 AM four days a week now for school. So tonight, I'm drinking alcohol for the first time since Saturday, and it feels absolutely wonderful! :)
That having been said, one of them was very nice for trying to hurry the other one along. I appreciate the help!