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Me: *hears that my crush's power went out*

My emotions: "Ask her if she wants you to come over later to help reset clocks!"

Me: "No. Shut up."

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And what a fucking roller-coaster of emotions that was!

Professor: *Hands me the test back*

Me: 'Got a 94. That's not so bad, I guess...'

Me: *Flips paper right-side-up*

Me: 'WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! THAT'S NOT A FUCKING 94! THAT'S A FUCKING 49! WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS!!!'

Me: 'Oh... wait a minute... this is out of 50. Okay! Whew!'

Professor: *approaches table*

Professor: "So...
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9pm: "Okay... Time to watch some history videos so I can do well in class!"

2am: "Whoops! I accidentally watched science videos again!"

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I've been taking sleeping pills on school nights because losing consciousness is a multi-hour process, and they (barely) help, and I have to leave by 7:30 AM four days a week now for school. So tonight, I'm drinking alcohol for the first time since Saturday, and it feels absolutely wonderful! :)

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I've been taking sleeping pills on school nights because losing consciousness is a multi-hour process, and they (barely) help, and I have to leave by 7:30 AM four days a week now for school. So tonight, I'm drinking alcohol for the first time since Saturday, and it feels absolutely wonderful! :)

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